guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

punacceptable:

sext: that looks infected

urso2000andlate:

ARE THEY PLANNING HER DEATH OR SOMETHING?
gameandwatch:

well i mean
how the hell do you spend $1400 in habbo?
Anonymous

We all have our dark days ok

If you ever feel guilty for paying $0.99 for angry birds just remember that I have spent $1400 on Habbo in 2012

muscleluvr2:

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

homosaxual:

funimationentertainment:

what if doorbells went dong ding instead of ding dong

don’t say something like that

Woman: I'm smart
Patriarchy: Well you're probably ugly then
Woman: I'm creative
Patriarchy: You mean unattractive right?
Woman: I have all these incredible accomplishments
Patriarchy: Yeah but look how ugly you looked doing them
Woman: I have value
Patriarchy: Not if you're ugly lol
Woman: I'm conventionally-attractive & posted selfies on my blog
Patriarchy: I'm so sick of these empty-headed chicks only caring about their looks. Just because you are attractive and get attention from men doesn't mean you are special or deserve respect. Why don't you read a book or do something productive with your life you dumb slut

officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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lickdacake:

Oh yes I did. Lol