haemus:

The girl you just called hot? That me

grrrlfever:

my life became 600% better when i started acting like a self obsessed piece of shit like 10/10 would recommend

even if u don’t actually genuinely love yourself its fuckin fun to act like you think you’re the human embodiment of perfection go on try it life’s too short to not fall in love with yourself

dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

towongfoo:

If I dont respond to your insult it means what i wanted to say was too mean and I decided to let you live

venusinjorts:

but if YOU’RE gay and I’M gay then WHO’S FLYING THE PLANE!!!????

heckn:

WHEN YOU SEE MY FACE HOPE IT GIVES YOU   heck

mid2000snatalieportman:

lvysaur:

with 93 million on tumblr i bet theres a clique of 37 year olds who make fun of us

yeah they’re called the staff

clamjob: